We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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