hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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