New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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