Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize