We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize