I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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