But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
