I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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