my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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