That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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