Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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