Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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