When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
whose ass print is on the piano?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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