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(310): View more from California

my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook

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(631): View more from New York

Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him

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(207): View more from Maine

there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets

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(802): View more from Vermont

you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk

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(408): View more from California

My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.

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(315): View more from New York

I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.

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