No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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