how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
4 words: hood of his car
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm sorry, our booty call lines closed at 2 am. If you are receiving this message it is our off hours. Please try again between the hours of 12pm and 2 am to reschedule your booty call. Thank you for your cooperation.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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