just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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