I'm jealous of your bromance
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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