he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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