:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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