I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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