North Korea, Best Korea!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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