So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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