so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Dear god my vagina.
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