Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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