I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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