do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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