im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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