69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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