Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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