Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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