yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize