I accidentally had phone sex last night
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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