You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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