Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
then he tried to convert me to islam
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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