I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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