I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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