But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We need to get me chipped asap
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