Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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