What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
