He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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