We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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