awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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