16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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