You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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