I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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