its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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