O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
im on a boat
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