YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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