my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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