nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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