If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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