Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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